import java.util.Scanner;
public class RPS
{
public static void main (String[] args)
{
Scanner wtf = new Scanner (System.in);
String Ready;
System.out.println ("EXTREME Rock Paper Scissors!!! ARE YOU READY?! YES????");
Ready = wtf.nextLine();
System.out.println ();
while (Ready.equals ("n") || Ready.equals ("no") || Ready.equals ("No") || Ready.equals ("N")|| Ready.equals ("NO"))
{
System.out.print ("You just forfeit. You lose. Play again, loser? ");
Ready = wtf.nextLine();
}
while (Ready.equals ("y") || Ready.equals ("yes") || Ready.equals ("Yes") || Ready.equals ("Y") || Ready.equals ("YES"))
{
System.out.print ("Choose your destiny (0 = Rock, 1 = Paper, 2 = Scissors) ");
Scanner wow = new Scanner (System.in);
int destiny;
destiny = wow.nextInt();
int random = (int) (Math.random () * 2);
System.out.println ();
if ((destiny == 0) && (random == 0))
{
System.out.print ("Player uses Shadow Clone. Computer uses harden. Nothing is going on.");
}
else if ((destiny == 0) && (random == 1))
{
System.out.print ("Player fiercely throws a shuriken. Computer dodges and summons a lightning bolt. You lose.");
}
else if ((destiny == 0) && (random == 2))
{
System.out.print ("Computer summons blue eyes white dragon. Player uses KAMEHAMEHA. You win.");
}
else if ((destiny == 1) && (random == 0))
{
System.out.print ("Computer chooses Smart Child. Player summons Chuck Norris. Player wins by over 9000 points.");
}
else if ((destiny == 1) && (random == 1))
{
System.out.print ("Player crawls into Narnia. Computer eats candy. Nothing happens.");
}
else if ((destiny == 1) && (random == 2))
{
System.out.print ("Player shuffles a deck of cards. Computer coughs up a fireball. Computer wins.");
}
else if ((destiny == 2) && (random == 0))
{
System.out.print ("Player uses the Undying Will. Computer uses Reborn. Computer wins by a slight margin.");
}
else if ((destiny == 2) && (random == 1))
{
System.out.print ("Computer bitch slaps the player. Player returns with a roundhouse kick, knocking out the computer. Player wins.");
}
else if ((destiny == 2) && (random == 2))
{
System.out.print ("Player smokes weed and offers Computer for a share. Both are now high. It's a tie.");
}
else
{
System.out.print ("It's either ROCK, PAPERS, OR SCISSORS. You just lost.");
}
System.out.println ();
System.out.println ();
System.out.println ("Play again?");
Ready = wtf.nextLine();
}
}
}
public class RPS
{
public static void main (String[] args)
{
Scanner wtf = new Scanner (System.in);
String Ready;
System.out.println ("EXTREME Rock Paper Scissors!!! ARE YOU READY?! YES????");
Ready = wtf.nextLine();
System.out.println ();
while (Ready.equals ("n") || Ready.equals ("no") || Ready.equals ("No") || Ready.equals ("N")|| Ready.equals ("NO"))
{
System.out.print ("You just forfeit. You lose. Play again, loser? ");
Ready = wtf.nextLine();
}
while (Ready.equals ("y") || Ready.equals ("yes") || Ready.equals ("Yes") || Ready.equals ("Y") || Ready.equals ("YES"))
{
System.out.print ("Choose your destiny (0 = Rock, 1 = Paper, 2 = Scissors) ");
Scanner wow = new Scanner (System.in);
int destiny;
destiny = wow.nextInt();
int random = (int) (Math.random () * 2);
System.out.println ();
if ((destiny == 0) && (random == 0))
{
System.out.print ("Player uses Shadow Clone. Computer uses harden. Nothing is going on.");
}
else if ((destiny == 0) && (random == 1))
{
System.out.print ("Player fiercely throws a shuriken. Computer dodges and summons a lightning bolt. You lose.");
}
else if ((destiny == 0) && (random == 2))
{
System.out.print ("Computer summons blue eyes white dragon. Player uses KAMEHAMEHA. You win.");
}
else if ((destiny == 1) && (random == 0))
{
System.out.print ("Computer chooses Smart Child. Player summons Chuck Norris. Player wins by over 9000 points.");
}
else if ((destiny == 1) && (random == 1))
{
System.out.print ("Player crawls into Narnia. Computer eats candy. Nothing happens.");
}
else if ((destiny == 1) && (random == 2))
{
System.out.print ("Player shuffles a deck of cards. Computer coughs up a fireball. Computer wins.");
}
else if ((destiny == 2) && (random == 0))
{
System.out.print ("Player uses the Undying Will. Computer uses Reborn. Computer wins by a slight margin.");
}
else if ((destiny == 2) && (random == 1))
{
System.out.print ("Computer bitch slaps the player. Player returns with a roundhouse kick, knocking out the computer. Player wins.");
}
else if ((destiny == 2) && (random == 2))
{
System.out.print ("Player smokes weed and offers Computer for a share. Both are now high. It's a tie.");
}
else
{
System.out.print ("It's either ROCK, PAPERS, OR SCISSORS. You just lost.");
}
System.out.println ();
System.out.println ();
System.out.println ("Play again?");
Ready = wtf.nextLine();
}
}
}
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